Time for More Chuckle
A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old to school, made an illegal turn at a red light. "Well, I hope this little booboo didn't bother anybody," he said. "I think it's o.k. Dad," his son said. "The police car behind us did the same thing!" Michael walked into the bar and saw an old friend drinking by himself. Approaching his friend he said, "Hello Chris, you look awful. What's wrong?" "My mother died last week and left me $25,000," "Boy, that's tough." "Then in June my dad died, leaving me $50,000." "Gosh, both parents gone in such a short time? No wonder you're depressed." "Last month my aunt died and left me $12,000." "That's a lot to deal with. Losing three family members in three months is terrible." Then this month," Chris continued, "nothing, not a single dime!" Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting away. One lady says, "You kno...